I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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