grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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