is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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