So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Semen is not good for contacts.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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