So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Houston, we have a blender
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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