? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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