That's intense
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
