Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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