i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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