Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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