No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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