There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
How does it feel to date your dad?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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