idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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