i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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