too bad you live with your parents still
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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