I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
