Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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