It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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