Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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