Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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