just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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