doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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