The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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