I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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