i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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