who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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