I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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