Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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its like you know when i get waxed
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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