North Korea, Best Korea!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
