Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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