Are we in a gay sports bar?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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