3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We left an ass print on the piano.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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