A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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