haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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