Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Please, let me fuck your mom
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
