i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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