dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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