I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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