Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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