Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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