I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
wow bdsm is so cute
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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