some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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