the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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