Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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