im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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