im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's never too late to be topless.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
