I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
only if we run a train.
done.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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