just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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