Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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