my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
she smelled like a LAN party
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
