Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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