can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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