Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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