i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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