let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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